The “Year of 67 and Other Noises My Kids Make” Ornament

Consider this your official holiday badge of honor: you survived the year of “67!” and the endless parade of slang your kids insisted on repeating like it was their full-time job. This ornament captures the chaos perfectly, featuring a comic-style explosion with “67!” front and center, surrounded by all the sayings that echoed through your home, car, and every group chat you didn’t ask to be in.

Funny, loud, and completely unnecessary—just like half the words printed on it—this ornament is the perfect way to commemorate the year your kids’ vocab became your Roman Empire.

Gift it to a fellow parent, hang it on your tree as a warning, or save it for the day your kids swear they never talked like that. (We’ll wait.)

• Layered wood ornament with raised 3D acrylic “67!”

• Laser-cut with engraved slang all around the border

• Approx. 4"

• Includes ribbon for hanging

• A hilarious keepsake from the year teens drove us all slightly feral